On the Lighter side: The Wisdom of Cowboys:

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad

judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ’n puttin’ it back in.

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and

then to make sure it’s still there.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try

orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started

roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The

moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a

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