A WANTED MAN

"If Jesus had of entered into one of our modern cities, leading the parade, He would have been arrested immediately. He would be a wanted man.

The FDA would want Him for turning water into wine without a license;

the EPA for killing fig trees;

the AMA for practicing medicine without a license;

the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5000 people in the wilderness without a food permit;

the NEA for teaching without a certificate;

OSHA for walking on water without a lifejacket;

the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea;

the NATIONAL BOARD OF PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt free life;

the N.O.W. for not choosing a woman disciple;

the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born;

the INTERFAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,

and by the ZONING DEPT. for building

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