Things You’d Love to Say at Work But Can’t

• How about never? Is never good for you?

• I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

• It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

• Ah … I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

• I’m already visualizing … the duct tape over your mouth.

• The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

• And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be..?

• This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

• If I throw a stick, will you leave?

• Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

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