Cowboy Joe was had just come back from going to church for the first time, and was in the bunkhouse telling the other cowhands about his experience.
He said, “When I got there, I parked my pick-me-up in the corral. Charlie, a worldly cowboy said, “That would be the parking lot, Joe.”
Joe continued, “I walked up the trail to the door.” Charlie said, “That would be the sidewalk.”
Joe said, “Inside the door was this dude in a fancy suit.” Charlie explained to the other cowpokes, “That would be the usher.”
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