British Children’s Answers To Church School Questions:

Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.

The fifth commandment is Humor thy father and mother.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.

When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna Carta.

Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.

Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.

The Pope lives in a vacuum.

Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.

The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.

Iran is the Bible of Moslems.

A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.

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