Church Signs from beliefnet.com

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

"Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case."

"Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?"

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.

Church Sign Chuckles:

Some favorite messages spotted on church signs or billboards, submitted by Beliefnet members:

-Fire Insurance Inside

-This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

-God Answers Knee Mail

-PRAY NOW! Avoid Christmas Rush!

-Sign broken,

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