Proverbs According To Kids: A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... Mess It Up.

Better Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The... Bug Is Close.

Don’t Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.

A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You’ll... Stink In The Morning.

Where There’s Smoke, There’s... Pollution.

A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind... Get Out Of The Way.

There Is No Fool Like... Uncle Eddie.