(Ill.) For a number of years, I traveled to Dayton, OH,
for a continuing education experience for my
Computer Science job at the college. One summer we
were walking over to Arby’s for lunch – we had
walked out the back door of the classroom building,
across the parking lot. We came to a grassy incline
that stood in the most direct path to Arby’s. As
others went down that little hill, I saw that it
would be safe – or so I thought. I started down the
slope but then my right foot started to slip. I
tried to recover with my left foot, but then it
slipped too. You can perhaps picture it, Pastor
Johnson, down on his hind end.