TOP 5 SIGNS YOUR CHURCH IS TOO CONTEMPORARY:

5. At the annual meeting, you play Survivor to elect new leaders

4. When asked what church things begin with "J", the youth in church shout "Java" before "Jesus"

3. When asked, "Who wrote the Bible?" most members say "Eugene Peterson"

2. To be user-friendly, the building committee

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