In Becoming a Contagious Christian, Bill Hybels and Mark Mittelberg tell this story:

A newly promoted colonel had moved into a makeshift office during the Gulf War. He was just getting unpacked when out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a private with a toolbox coming his way.

Wanting to seem important, he grabbed the phone: "Yes, General Schwartzkopf. Of course, I think that’s an excellent plan." He continued: "You’ve got my support on it. Thanks for checking with me. Let’s touch base again soon, Norm.

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