Reasons Why God Was Never Given Tenure At Any American University
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in a foreign language.
3. He quoted no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a certified journal.
5. Some doubted that He actually wrote it.
6. Sure He created the world, but what has He done since?
7. The scientific community cannot replicate the results.
8. He never obtained permission to use human subjects.
9. At one point He drowned His subjects.
10. He
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