Jerry Clower tells of (4) men driving in Mississippi who entered the town of Kosciusko. One of them said, “This is Kas-ciusko.” The other said, “No, you mispronounced it. It’s Kozy-us-ko. A third one said, “You’re both wrong. It’s Kusy-asko.” They argued until they pulled into a fast food restaurant. To settle the issue they asked the teen behind the counter to help, “Ma’am, perhaps you can help us. We have a disagreement. We don’t know how to pronounce the name of this place. So slowly, would you pronounce the name of this place for us?” She gave them an odd look and said, “Daaar-eee-queen.”