A little boy was spending the night at grandma and grandpa’s house. Kneeling beside his bed with his grandparents he softly said his prayers; "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family. Thank you for letting me stay with grandma and grandpa tonight bless them and please give us all a good night’s sleep." Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And dear God please don’t forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!"
"There is no need to shout like that," said his grandmother. "God isn’t deaf."
"No," said the little boy, "but Grandpa is. I want to be sure he heard me too."
One more for fun:
Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over like she said and then said a prayer.
Mother was quite
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