BIG JOHN COMING TO TOWN: New man made bartender and warned by owner, ‘If you hear Big John is coming drop everything and run for your life’.
Months later a white faced cowhand ran in yelling, ‘Big John is coming to town’.
Before the bartender could run into the saloon can a huge man riding a buffalo and using a rattlesnake as a whip. The doors splintered off the frame as he entered.
‘Give me a drink’ he shouted as he pounded the bar and it split in two.
He downed the whole bottle in one gulp and turned to leave.
“Wwwwould you like another drink sir?’
‘Don’t have time, haven’t you heard, Big John is coming to town’.