Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas

10: Decorating the house (with plywood).

9: Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season.

8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

7: Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'.

6: Family coming to stay with you.

5: Family and friends from out of state calling you.

4: Buying food you don’t normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

3: Days off from

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