There was a guy who died and was being given a tour of heaven, and he saw a friend of his drive by in a beautiful Mercedes. He said, "Boy, this is great!"
"Oh, yes," St. Peter said, "your friend was really generous on earth; we had a lot to work with. Your transportation up here depends on your generosity down there." Then Peter gave him his transportation:
a Honda motor scooter.
He said, "Wait a minute, he gets a Mercedes, and I get a scooter?"
"That's right, it's all we had to work with." So the guy drove off in a huff.
A week later Peter saw this guy all smiles and said, "You feeling better now?"
The guy said, "Yea, I have ever since I saw my preacher go by on a skateboard!"