A RECIPE FOR A TURKEY

How many of you are planning to cook a turkey? Well, I'm going to help you out. Sometimes it's hard to know when a big bird like a turkey is cooked to perfection. I came across a recipe that might help. You'll need ---

10-15 lb. turkey

2 cup melted butter

2 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)

2 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT.....of course)

Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan, with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

Listen for the popping sounds and wait ...

When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open ... and the turkey flies across the room ... you'll know it's done. There's no way you can miss the magic moment.