DEAD MAN BLEEDING
The question about impossibilities applied to God's sovereignty is a display of foolish unbelief. A lady brought her husband to the psychiatrist as a last ditch effort; the man thought he was dead. The shrink did everything he could to convince the man otherwise, but the crazy husband still imagined he was a corpse. In one final attempt to reach the man, the psychiatrist asked him if dead men bleed. The man replied, "Don't be silly; dead men don't bleed".
With that the doctor took a pin and pricked the man's arm, which immediately began to bleed.
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