Two older gentleman were talking and one said to the other, "You’re having an anniversary soon, right?"

The other replied, "Yup, a big one... 25 years."

"Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?"

The other replied, "I’m giving her a trip to Australia."

"Wow, Australia, that’s some gift! "That’s going to be hard to beat. " said the other man.

I’m already planning for our 50th anniversary

What are you going to do for your 50th anniversary?"

"Go back and get her."