QUESTIONS FOR GOD

I came across some post-it notes that contain brief notes that kids wrote to God. Here are a few funny ones…

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed in church. Is that OK?

Dear God, I think about you sometimes even when I’m not praying.

God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.

If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.

Dear God, if you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different camp next year.

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

(Brian Bill "Taking Life Seriously" 1/18/2009)