DON'T LISTEN TO HER

A car tooling down the country road sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed a cow looking at him. "I believe it’s your radiator," said the cow.

The startled man ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted.

"Did the cow have big black spots on it?" the farmer asked.

"Yes it did," the man replied.

"Well, that’s Ethel," said the farmer, "Don’t pay any attention to her. She doesn’t know a thing about cars."