COOL NICKNAMES
In my opinion, the best sportscaster today is an ESPN football guy named Chris Berman. When he does his TV show called Prime Time, he shows highlights and announces guys by nicknames that he created, here are some:
David "Green" Akers
Steve "Chariots of" Fireovid
Jay Fieldler "on the Roof"
AJ "Touchy" Feely
Greg Gagne "with a Spoon"
"Ah Ah" Ax Hakim
Neal Heaton "And Air Conditioning"
Stan Javier "Self a Merry Little Christmas"
Steve Lyons "And Tigers and Bears Oh My"
Amani "It’s Not a" Toomer