Some people think they are a wonder when they are not. I heard about a bachelor who was on an airplane. He saw a pretty stewardess and decided to get her attention.

She passed by and said, “Sir, you do not have your seat belt fastened.”

He replied, “Well, my dear, Superman doesn’t need a seat belt.”

She never hesitated, but responded immediately, “Yes, and Superman would not need an airplane either, fasten your seat belt!”

Author unknown. Acquired from pastorlife.com, Dr. J. Mike Minnix, Editor.