"WASTEFUL" AMERICANS
A woman fell out of a second-floor window and landed in a slow-moving garbage truck. Half-buried in the litter, she tried without success to get the truck-driver’s attention. A foreign diplomat standing on the sidewalk saw her and quipped, "Another example of how wasteful Americans are. That woman looks like she’s good for at least another 10 years."
From a sermon by Charles Cockroft, Forget Not The Benefits, 12/3/2009