There’s a story about a businessman who was notorious for his ruthlessness. He announced to Mark Twain, “Before I die, I mean to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. I will climb Mount Sinai and read the Ten Commandments aloud at the top.” “I have a better idea,” said Twain. “You could stay home in Boston and keep them.” (The Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes (Boston: Little, Brown and Company, 1985), 483.