NEWSPAPER MISPRINTS

It does not take a lot to cause misunderstandings. Just listen to these misprints from local newspapers.

From the Chichester Evening News: "Miss Hampshire ... is friendly, likeable, and easy to talk to. She has a fine, fair skin, which she admits ruefully comes out in freckles at the first hint of sin."

Or this from the Dublin Evening Herald: "Fifteen churches have been closed in Dublin City because of swindling congregations."

From the Yorkshire Post: "Patricia Middleton sang 'Christians dost thou see them?' at the close of Sunday night's service. Miss Middleton is a qualified vice instructor.

Or, even worse, from the Croydon Advertiser: "Born to Rev and Mrs David Wilson of St James' Church, a git of a son."