• You Know You're Getting Old When...

  Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Aug 15, 2011 (message contributor)

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  Tags:  Aging

  Denomination: Independent/Bible

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN...

• You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

• You watch the Weather Channel.

• You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

• You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

• When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it.

• The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

• You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.