One Sunday morning the minister asked the congregation, "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up!" Everyone stood except one man sleeping in the back of the church. When the preacher told them they could sit down he asked the question, "Anyone who wants to go to hell, stand up!" About that time the sleeping man woke up and stood up. As he looked around he realized he was the only standing in the congregation and he yelled to the preacher, "I don't know what we are voting for, but it appears you and I are the only ones for it."