CALVIN AND HOBBES—THE REST OF THE STORY

The next day at home, father is sitting at his desk doing paper work. Calvin walks in with a clipboard and pen in hand.

CALVIN: Dad, your polls took a big dive this week. Your "Overall Dad Performance Rating" was really low. See? Right about yesterday your popularity went down the tubes.

DAD (shouting at Calvin , rising from his chair): Calvin you didn’t get dessert yesterday because you flooded the house!!!!

CALVIN (walking

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