WOODEN LEGGED FRIEND
Two farmers were talking about their livestock when a pig walked by them that had a wooden leg. One farmer was amazed and said, "Is that your pig? Why does he have a wooden leg?"
The other farmer smiled and said, " That pig is my best friend! He saved my life."
The first farmer said, "What do you mean?"
"Well, he woke me up once when the house was on fire. And another time my tractor fell on me. That pig dug me out and saved my life! He is my best friend."
The first farmer was puzzled and then asked, "Well, why does that pig
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