The conductor of a railroad was on his last day before retiring. As he was going through the cars punching tickets, he came to the third car and there was a man who had ridden that car through the years with the conductor. He stopped him by grabbing his shirt sleeve and said, “Hey Jim, how do you feel today? You’re retiring and this is your last day on the train. How do you feel?” Jim pushed back the bill of his cap and sighed, “It feels great because all of my life I’ve been helping people go home. Jesus, as he does on the cross, just before death grips him says, “Why don’t you come on home with me?”