Summary: God is so in love with you that He will go to drastic, even crazy means to get your attention.
A group of four-through eight-year-olds were asked: “What does love mean?” Their answers vary from the amusing to the profound.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.
When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.
When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared they won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Denzel Washington.
Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
Love cards, like Valentine’s cards, say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.
Written by Danny Dutton 8-years-old, of Chula Vista, CA, 3rd-grade homework assignment. Explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as well?"
One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them
to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to
take care of things on earth. He doesn’t make grown-ups, just
babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That
way He doesn’t have to take up His valuable time teaching them to
talk and walk. He can just leaves that to mothers and fathers.
God’s second most important job is listening to
prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like
preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn’t have
time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.
God sees everything and hears everything and is
everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn’t go wasting
His time by going over your Mom and Dad’s head asking for something
they said you couldn’t have.
Atheists are people who don’t believe in God. I don’t
think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren’t any
who come to our church.
Jesus is God’s Son. He used to do all the hard work
like walking on water and performing miracles and people finally
got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He
was good and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they
didn’t know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said "O.K."
His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had
done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn’t
have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He
did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing
things which are important for God to take care of and which ones
He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a