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Summary: What if Jesus ran for office? What would that look like? This sermon is not political in nature, does not mention any candidates names or platforms. It takes a hot topic of conversation and turns it into a way to teach about Jesus, by using His I AM sta

So right now you are being inundated with Election talk. There are a ton of commercials, some heated debates, and everything on Facebook from anyone 40 or over has something to do with the election. Of course everything on Twitter from people 20 and younger is making fun of the 40 and over crowd on Facebook.

So without mentioning either candidates name or endorsing one side or bashing the other, tell me what you have noticed so far about this election?

*Allow some talking time until they get around to the point where they say that the candidates just attack each other and don’t stick to the issues*

Don’t you just wish they would stick to the issues? In my opinion I would rather they spend their time talking about why you should vote for them and not why you shouldn’t vote for the other guy.

The other thing about the election cycle is that candidates can take any point and twist it until it fits what they want it to say. After the debates the news channels always go through Fact Checkers to determine whether something that was said is true or not. That leads me to this little game. I am going to tell you something and you will have to tell me whether or not it is fact or fiction.

*Take 5 or 10 of these facts and change half of them slightly and see if your group can guess fact or fiction*

1.A paper cannot be folded more than 9 times.

2. More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching tv.

3. The first object with a number scanning label is the chewing gum.

4.The Wright Brothers’ first flying journey is shorter than a Boeing 747 airplane’s wings.

5. In 1987,after an airline company reduced a small piece of olive on every first class passenger’s meals,$350,000 USD was saved annually.

6.Everyone drinks coffee to perk themselves up,but in fact an apple can perk one up more than a cup of coffee can.

7.The majority of dust in your home consists of your own dead skin.

8.The full name of the Barbie Doll is Barabra Millicent Roberts.

9.When Hitler’s mum had Hitler,she once seriously considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby.

10.Marilyn Monroe has 6 toes on her foot.

11.In the movie E.T,the sound of E.T’s footsteps are made by someone squashing oranges rotten.

12.Pearls melt in vinegar.

13.In the number of people posting marriage ads,35% are already married.

14.You can pull a cow upstairs,but the cow will not know how to come down by itself.

15.A pig cannot stare up at the sky.

16.”quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” has the 26 alphabets in it.

17.A duck’s quack will not have echos,the reason til now is unknown.

18.A snail can live for 3 years without food and sleeping.

19.Tommy Lee Jones and America’s vice-president were roommates in Harvard.

20.In a month,if the first day is Sunday then that particular month will have a Black Friday.

21.Heating up a rock in the microwave oven will cause the rock to explode.

22. 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321

23.The only word that has 15 alphabets not reused in it is “uncopyrightable”.

24.A cat can produce over 100 types of sounds,but a dog can only do 10.

25.The darker the environment,the more frequent a cat’s passing urine times.

26.If you toss a coin upwards 1000 times,the number of times of heads facing upwards is 495.

27.According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon…

28.A human’s stomach will renew its food contents inside every 2 weeks,or else it will self-digest.

29.Coke was originally green in colour.

30.The Hawaiian language only has 12 alphabets.

31.The country with the highest proportion of people walking to work is Alaska.

32.If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33

33.On average,the number of people in the air every hour in America is 61,000 people.

34.Only honey will not turn bad forever.

35.Near the Carribean sea there’s a species of oysters that knows how to climb trees.

36.The world’s youngest parents appeared in 1910,an 8-year old and a 9 year-old Chinese people.

37.A human’s ears and nose never stop growing bigger and bigger

38.There’s a square-shaped melon in Japan,it was cultivated because of its convenience to place in refrigerators.

39.A starfish has 8 eyes,one on each leg.

40.Some insects’ eyes have hair.

41.A giraffe’s tongue measures 2 feet long in length.

42.An elephant can stand on its head.

43.An ant will scratch itself when it wakes up.

44.Thomas Edison is afraid of the dark.(so that’s why he invented the lightbulb lol)

45.The world’s oldest goldfish is 41 years old,named Fred.

46.Because of Einstein’s inability to speak at the age of 9,his mum once thought he

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