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Summary: Learn the truth about luck in this St. Patrick’s Day message.

Lucky Charms

The Truth About Luck

3/17/04

I. Introduction

Lucky Charms Not So Lucky

New Study Casts Doubt On Cereal Claim

A controversial new report released last week has thrown the breakfast community into chaos. Last Thursday in Waterloo, the Foundation For Money-Wasting Studies unveiled the results of two years of painstaking research into breakfast cereals. Among the items in the report was the claim that Lucky Charms does not increase a person’s luck in any way.

"We did not find any positive correlation between eating the cereal and our performance at games of chance," said head researcher James T. Crunch. "We blew hundred of thousands of dollars gambling, but we couldn’t come out ahead. It’s a good thing it wasn’t our money."

The study also found that, in certain circumstances, the cereal could cause bad luck. "Take a look at the mascot. He is constantly forced to hide from hordes of sugar-addicted children, simply because he has that cereal. I’d hardly call that good luck." The report also claims that Lucky Charms, while delicious, is not magically so. "The taste of Lucky Charms can be explained through completely mundane means" claims Crunch.

General Mills, the maker of Lucky Charms, says it is unconcerned by the negative publicity. Cereal spokesperson Lucky spoke out in defence of his product. "We’ve been attacked before and we’ve always survived. The parents group that misunderstood the word ’Lucky’, the parent’s group that misunderstood the word ’Charms’, the Mothers Against The Exploitation Of The Vertically Challenged — they’ve all rallied against us and failed. I guess the world will never get tired of marshmallows for breakfast."

Other findings by the group include the fact that Trix are actually safe for adult consumption, Rice Krispies will occasionally forget to pop, and that Count Chocula will not cause vampirism in children.

Tonight, we’re talking about Lucky Charms: The Truth About Luck. Have you ever thought that you were lucky? Have you ever said to yourself, “It’s my lucky day!” Have you ever come across a penny on heads and recite the old adage, “Find a penny, pick it up, and all day long you’ll have good luck”? Chances are, you have at some point thought or said one of those things. But tonight, I believe we’ll all see that luck has nothing to do with it.

II. What It Is

Luck n. - 1 a : a force that brings good fortune or adversity, b: the events or circumstances that operate for or against an individual, 2 : favoring chance;

I want to challenge you to search the Scriptures, break out your concordance, go online, and use whatever resources you have, and you’ll find that the word luck never appears in the Bible.

We never see Jesus finding a drachma (a coin) and pick it up and say, “Oh, golly, it’s my lucky day.”

We never see Peter have an amazing catch of fish and say, “Boy, I must be lucky.”

We do however, see Jesus tell Peter to go catch a fish and get some money out of it. It’s tax time and Jesus and Peter need to pay their taxes.

Matthew 17: 27 27Nevertheless, lest we offend them, go to the sea, cast in a hook, and take the fish that comes up first. And when you have opened its mouth, you will find a piece of money; take that and give it to them for Me and you."


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