Summary: Some spiritual sicknesses of the church... Tongue in cheek sermon
Maladies of the Church
"I suffer from sexually transmitted disease.... life."
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1. Spiritual Anemia
Judges 16:20 "And he wist not that the Spirit had departed from him."
2. Poor Wind
1 Cor. 9:24 "Know you not that they which run in a race run all, but only one receiveth the prize?"
Man at iet clinic during confessions.. I eat moderately, drink moderately, and exercise frequently........! also lie extensively.
3. Spiritual Deafness
Rev. 2:7 "He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit has to say...""
4. Poor Diet
Is. 55:2 "Wherefore do you spend money for that which is not bread? and your labor for that which satisfieth not?"
5. Tongue Tied
Luke 19:40 "I tell you that if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately c1y out."
6. Weak Heart
Ps 119:80 "Let my heart be sound in thy statutes, that I be not a