Summary: God’s Word gives us some remedies for our hearts and health.
OLD FASHIONED REMEDIES FOR HEART AND HEALTH
III John 2 "Dear friend, I pray that you may enjoy good health and that all may go well with you, even as your soul is getting along well."
INTRO.- John prayed for Gaius that his health would improve. His spiritual health was good, but not his physical health. God is concerned about both aspects of our lives.
ILL.- A young doctor examined an old man. "And how do you feel today?" he asked. "Not so good," the old man said. "My left leg is giving me fits. It hurts something awful!"
"Oh, don’t you think that’s just old age?" "No," the old man said, "My right leg is the same age as my left, and it don’t hurt none at all!"
ILL.- An old man, 90 years old, read in the newspaper that his country needed blood for blood transfusions. He decided to help, so he went to the hospital and said, "I want to give some blood."
They put him on the table, and stuck a needle in his arm. Afterward, he was given a glass of orange juice.
He said, "I feel better than ever. I think I’ll just give some more blood right now." "Sir," the nurse said, "WE DIDN’T TAKE ANY OF YOUR BLOOD, WE JUST GAVE YOU A PINT."
Brothers and sisters, how are you feeling today? Feeling old? Feeling good?
ILL.- Here’s what is called "The Age Gauge Test." My twin sister Sharon sent this to me. Count all the ones that you remember.
1. Candy cigarettes
2. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside
3. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
4. Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
5. Blackjack chewing gum
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles, with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. PF Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix identifying the exchange
12. or the one which became a hit Glenn Miller song title! (Pennsylvania 6-5000)
14. Howdy Doody
15. 45 rpm records
16. S&H Green Stamps
18. Metal ice cube trays-with levers
19. Mimeograph paper
20. Blue flash bulbs
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork pop guns
25. Wash tub wringers
26. The Fuller Brush man
27. Reel-to-reel tape recorders
29. The Erector Set
30. 5 cent packs of baseball cards…with a pink slab of bubblegum
If you remembered 10 or less: You’re still young.
If you remembered 11 - 15: You are getting old.
If you remembered 16-20: Don’t tell your age.
If you remembered 21 or more: You’re older than dirt!
ILL.- I wrote to my sister Sharon and told her that I remembered almost all of these things. She wrote back and said, "I am sorry that you are as old as dirt." Can’t you imagine that? And if it weren’t for me she never would have graduated from high school!
Brothers and sisters, old is not bad. And even getting older is not bad. In many ways, it can be very good. With age comes gray hair. And gray hair is not all bad. At least, for some of us.
Prov. 20:29 "The glory of young men is their strength, gray hair the splendor of the old."
Webster defines splendor as "the quality of being splendid." Does this mean that old people are splendid and young people are strong? Can a person be both splendid and strong?