Summary: Third in a series on the reliability of the Bible, this messages deals with the debate about Bible translations. If the words of Scripture mattered to Jesus, they should matter to us.
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Only One Translation?
(Third in the series Our Still Point with God: The Reliability of the Bible)
Introduction: In the 1988 film Rain Man, Dustin Hoffman’s character is based on a real-life autistic man named Kim Peek. Peek has total recall of more than 9,000 books. When he attended a performance of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, he stood up near the end and loudly ordered, “You’ve got to stop it, stop it, stop it!” The actor had skipped the second to the last verse of the play. Caught in his mistake, the actor apologized, saying, “The verses are so much alike, I didn’t think it would matter.”
Peek responded, “It mattered to William Shakespeare, and it should matter to you.”
Let’s face it right up front: there have been notorious mistakes in the Bible.
• The “Judas Bible” (1611): Judas (rather than Jesus) came with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane, even though the previous chapter reported that Judas had already hanged himself.
• In The “Basketball Bible” “Hoops” were used instead of “hooks” in the construction of the Tabernacle.
• The “Sinners Bible” had Jesus say in John 5:14 “sin on more” instead of “sin no more.”
• The “Vinegar Bible” (1717) earned this sour name because the chapter title for Luke 20 was printed as “The Parable of the Vinegar” instead of the “Parable of the Vineyard.”
• In a 1792 printing, it was Philip rather than Peter who denied his Lord three times in Luke 22:34.
• The “Murderer’s Bible” (1795) declared, “Let the children first be killed” instead of “Let the children first be filled.”
• An 1807 Oxford edition of the Bible had Hebrews 9:14 say, “Purge your conscience from good works” instead of “Purge your conscience from dead works.”
• A 1964 printing of the KJV said that women were to “adorn themselves in modern apparel” instead of “modest apparel” in 1 Timothy 2:9.
• The 1653 edition—known commonly as the “Unrighteous Bible”—said “the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of God” in 1 Corinthians 6:9.
• But the big booboo prize goes to the 1631 edition, the infamous “Wicked Bible,” which rewrote the seventh of the Ten Commandments as “Thou shalt commit adultery.”
Until the advent of modern printing, errors in the text of the Bible (or any other book, for that matter) were rather commonplace. In some instances, the scribe would even acknowledge blunders, whether they were omissions or variant spellings, with humorous annotations.
In one manuscript, for instance, a scribe left out two or three sentences. Realizing his error, and unable to insert the sentences once the page was completed, the copyist wrote the omitted sentences at the bottom of the page. He then drew a box around the sentences, added handles on the box and sketched two small elves pulling ropes attached to the handles, complete with blocks and pulleys, attempting to lift the box up the page. In the margin where the sentences were missing, a squirrel pointed his finger in the direction of the absent text.