Summary: Parables of Eternal Life, Part 7 of 9
US News and World Report (3/31/97) polled 1,000 people several years ago on who they thought were people very likely or somewhat likely to go to heaven. The person most likely to go to heaven was none other than Mother Teresa, who garnered 79% of the votes. The next four persons in line were curious choices - Oprah Winfrey at 66%, Michael Jordan at 65%, Colin Powell at 61%, and Princess Diana at 60%.
The next three, who barely made 50%, of people’s choice were Al Gore and Hillary Clinton at 55%, and Bill Clinton at 52. Two persons barely failed the grade - Pat Robertson at 47%, and Newt Gingrich at 40%.
The two people respondents considered most unlikely to go to heaven were Dennis Rodman at 28%, and O.J. Simpson at 19%.
What was more startling was how the respondents rated their chances of going to heaven. 87% fancied their chances of going to heaven - much higher than Mother Teresa’s humble 75-percentage vote (Douglas Stanglin, “Oprah: A heavenly body?”
U.S. News & World Report 3/31/97).
Most people who think they have a blank check to heaven should get a reality check.
Repentant tax collectors and prostitutes – the most undeserving of a place in heaven, according to most people - had a special place in Jesus’ heart. The more they understood their rotten condition, the more they appreciate God’s amazing grace to them. A large crowd of tax collectors and sinners sat, ate, and interacted with Jesus and his disciples (Luke 5:29 (quickview) , Matt 9:10 (quickview) , Mark 2:15 (quickview) ). One of his disciples was still known to others as Matthew the tax collector (Matt 10:3 (quickview) ), so Jesus was affectionately and mockingly labeled as a friend of tax collectors and sinners (Matt 11:19 (quickview) ). However, Matthew’s text was unique from other gospels, because Matthew the tax collector was the only writer who attested to the inclusion of believing prostitutes, probably the worst kind of sinners in people’s mind, in God’s kingdom.
GOD WILL HOLD PEOPLE TO THEIR AGREEMENT
Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you. 32 For John came to you to show you the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the prostitutes did. And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him. 33 "Listen to another parable: There was a landowner who planted a vineyard. He put a wall around it, dug a winepress in it and built a watchtower. Then he rented the vineyard to some farmers and went away on a journey. (Matt 21:32-33 (quickview) )
A good, positive rental experience can only be enjoyed given the right landlord and the right tenant or tenants.
I have moved quite often the first half of the 90s, before I bought a house. My first Southern California landlord charged us – 3 housemates - $1,000 for a condominium, another $1,000 for security deposit, and $120 for cleaning fee. The contract also stipulated that $30 shall be added to the rental if not made 10 days after rental was due, which was very lenient. The landlord made us send the check to her resident. I moved out 7 months later after finding someone willing to take my place, room, and share in the condominium. I couldn’t stand one of the housemates, a smoker.