Summary: Some spiritual sicknesses of the church... Tongue in cheek sermon

Maladies of the Church

Judges 16:20

"I suffer from sexually transmitted disease.... life."

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1. Spiritual Anemia

Judges 16:20 "And he wist not that the Spirit had departed from him."

2. Poor Wind

1 Cor. 9:24 "Know you not that they which run in a race run all, but only one receiveth the prize?"

Man at iet clinic during confessions.. I eat moderately, drink moderately, and exercise frequently........! also lie extensively.

3. Spiritual Deafness

Rev. 2:7 "He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit has to say...""

4. Poor Diet

Is. 55:2 "Wherefore do you spend money for that which is not bread? and your labor for that which satisfieth not?"

5. Tongue Tied

Luke 19:40 "I tell you that if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately c1y out."

6. Weak Heart

Ps 119:80 "Let my heart be sound in thy statutes, that I be not a