Summary: The Saints of the Lord must wake up and obey the call of God or He may just allow us to spend time in the "belly of the whale" until we do!
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Pastor James May
(This illustration was adopted and modified for this sermon from an illustration that was posted to the following Internet web address: http://storm.cs.swau.edu/pipermail/vga-l/2001-November/000510.html)
There is a plague that seems to have stricken the church. At first glance it seems to be encephalitis, better known as “the sleeping sickness”, but news reports have begun to surface indicating that these sicknesses are the result of certain “cell groups” who perpetrate satanically inspired attacks upon the Children of God.
Here is a News Bulletin that I received in our church email today. It’s important that you all hear and listen carefully because this could mean the difference between life and death to our church and to each of us individually.
Latest news reports claim that 5 terrorist’s cell groups, specially trained in Spiritual Warfare have been identified as operating in all parts of the Church world. The Security Chief for the World Church Council advised earlier today there are actually 6 cells working in the Church but that the sixth is not a terrorist organization and is actively engaged in the identification and eradication of those cells that are determined to rid the world of true Christianity. The five destructive terrorist cells must be eradicated as soon as possible.
The five terrorist cell groups are led and organized by their leaders whose names they have personified by their actions. Here are there names so that you can be on the lookout for them:
Osomehave Bin Sleeping
Osomehave Bin Arguing
Osomehave Bin Fighting
Osomehave Bin Complaining
Osomehave Bin Missing
Each of these leaders is trained in subversive spiritual warfare by their chief, Bin Lucifer, for the purpose of defeating the Body of Christ. Their mode of operation is to come into the Church disguised as followers of Jesus Christ then work within each fellowship to discourage, disrupt, and to destroy each part of the work that is going on.
The sixth and smallest cell group in the Church is Osomehave Bin Working. Of all the cells that are in the Church this group is the easiest to spot, they are the only group that is active in ministry. The terrorist cell groups may not be seen so easily because they blend in with whoever and whatever comes along and are not easily spotted.