Contributed by Paul Andrew on Oct 4, 2018
For the fact that Mother Josephine proclaimed that I was good for nothing, thank you. For the sarcasm of the Mother Superior: her harsh voice, her injustices, her irony and for the bread of humiliation, thank you.
What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims? They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.
Our company gives out Thanksgiving turkeys to retired employees. All they have to do is stop by the plant to pick them up. A few days before the holiday, a retiree