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A certain Oklahoma farmer had been taken so many times by the new car dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to him like this

Basic cow $200

2-tone exterior $45

Extra stomach $75

Product storage compartment $60

Dispensing unit with 4 spigots $50

Genuine cow hide upholstery $125

Dual horns $15

Automatic fly swatter $65

Total $635

Good deal, a cow with lots of options

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