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Illus.: “Bat Infestation”


Three pastors got together for coffee one day and found all their churches had bat-infestation problems. “I got so mad,” said one, “I took a shotgun and fired at them. I missed and it made holes in the ceiling. The trustees are still upset with me.”


Another pastor said, “Well, I tried trapping them alive. Then I drove 50 miles before releasing them, but they beat me back to the church.”


The third pastor said, “I haven’t had any more problems since I took action.” “What did you do?” the others asked, amazed. “I simply baptized and confirmed them. I haven’t seen them since.”


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