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Country Music Song Titles:

1. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead?

2. I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

3. You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

4. I’m Ashamed to Be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave

5. If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I’d Blow It Al On You

6. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life

7. You Ain’t Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin’

8. I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It’d Strain Our Love

9. I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dogfight, Even if I thought She Could WinThank God that Gospel Music has such a positive and uplifting message, unlike the songs of the world. As a matter of fact, the church is a great resouce and promoter of positive music. Without the church and the Christian message, all music would be in the devil’s camp.


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