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Rules to Help Women Understand Men:

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up- don’t come tell us about it. Put it down.

2. Don’t make us guess.

3. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to- expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

4. Sometimes we’re not thinking about you.

5. We’re never thinking about “the relationship.”

6. Sunday = sports.

7. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.

8. You have enough clothes.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don’t expect us to like it.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

12. Share the bathroom.

13. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers.

14. Check your oil.

15. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

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