Being raised in Dallas, Texas.......I am very familiar with Texas and Longhorns. But, have you ever heard of the definition of a TEXAS LONGHORN sermon? If you have any pastor friends from Texas.....this one is for you!
A TEXAS LONGHORN sermon is............a sermon with two points. One at the beginning and one at the end. And there is a lot of BULL in-between!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to laugh........even if you are from Texas!
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