10: Decorating the house (with plywood).
9: Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.
8: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7: Regular TV shows pre-empted for ’Specials’.
6: Family coming to stay with you.
5: Family and friends from out of state calling you.
4: Buying food you don’t normally buy . . . and in large quantities.
3: Days off from work.
And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:
At some point you’re probably going to have a tree in your house
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