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JOHNNY'S ONE-TRACK MIND


I'm like the little boy who was asked by his teacher, "Johnny what is your favorite animal?"


He said, "Fried chicken!" Being a PETA supporter, she sent him to the principal's office.


The next day she asked him, "Johnny, what it your favorite living animal?"


He said, "Chicken."


She said "Out of all the various kinds of animals, your favorite is chicken? Why?"


He said, "I see it as potential fried chicken!" Off to the principal's office he went.


The next day, teacher asked Johnny, "Who is the famous person you admire most?"


He replied, "Col. Sanders!"




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