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I heard about a Union Meeting where the Union Representative was explaining the new Work Contract.


He said, "I have great news, Comrades. Management has agreed to lighten our work schedule!”

The crowd shouted, "Hooray!"

"And we will have a 150% pay rise."

"Hooray!"

"We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM."

And again the crowd yelled, "Hooray!”

"We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM."

"Hooray!"

"From now on, we will work only on Wednesdays."

There was dead silence --- then a voice from the back asked…

"EVERY Wednesday?"

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