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Uno sabe que se esta poniendo viejo cuando:

- Todo duele, y lo que no duele, no trabaja.

- Tienes una fiesta en la casa y ni los vecinos se enteran.

- La libreta telefónica esta llena de contactos cuyos nombres empiezan con Dr.

- Se renuncia a esconder la barriga no importa quien este presente.

- El brillo en los ojos se debe al reflejo de la luz en los lentes bifocales.

- Al fin logras poner todo junto, pero no recuerdas donde está.

Referencia: Dave Letterman, Late Show.



TRANSLATION:


You know that you're getting old when:

- Everything hurts, and what does not hurt, does not work.

- You have a party in the house and not even the neighbors find out.

- Your telephone book is full of contacts which names begin with Dr.

- You give up on holding your stomach in, no matter who is there with you.

- The sheen in the eyes owes to the reflection of the light in your bifocals.

- Finally, you manage to get it all together, but you do not remember where it is.

Source: Dave Letterman, Late Show

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